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One days father and son (both namboothiri)attended a feast.During food father observerved his son taking water in between. After lunch father hit son.
son :-but what for?
father :- Fool!!! u reduced your food by taking water.? Hod u not taken water that much more food u could have !!!
Son :- NO! No! its not like that! When i took water gap between stomach fillted up so that i could take more!!
Father Again gave a hit to son!!!!!!!!
Son:- now what for???
Father why u had not told me at that time !! i missed that much food!!!!!!!!!
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K N P Nampoothiri
(10/11/2003) |
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There's a funeral procession of a sardar going
on a busy street. Allthe sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriagebaarat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, "Singh saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach raheho?" ...... comes the reply, "Ha ji ! Hai hi baat bade khushi ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar *brin* tumour se mara hai !!!!"
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Hetal
(10/11/2003) |
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There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree,and told him, "I've kidnapped you." The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground".Signed, "A Sardarji". The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag
was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji ?!"
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Timsi
(10/11/2003) |
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Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his
University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the
Examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and
starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes,
he is seen desperatley throwing the coin,
swearing and sweating. The invigilator,alarmed,approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I finished the exam in half an hour". "But yaar", he says, " I am rechecking my answers."
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Hiral
(10/11/2003) |
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PROFESSOR SARDAR
> >> Sardar Singh was very keen on doing his Ph.D. He
> >> was in search of a subject on which no one did any
> >> research before! As he was thinking over it, he
> >> found a cockroach on the table in from of him. He
> >> decided instantly to do a research on the roach.
> >> He picked the roach and put it in the centre of
> >> the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. He pulled
> >> out one leg of the roach, put it again in the centre of
> >> the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. He pulled
> >> one more leg of the roach, put it again in the centre of
> >> the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. This way the
> >> roach tried to run even when it had just one leg. He
> >> pulled last leg of the roach, put it again in the centre
> >> of the table and said: Run". The roach could not!
> >> Our Professor was satisfied with his study
> >> and started writing his thesis: "When you pull out all
> >> the legs of a roach, it cannot hear anymore".
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Hiral
(10/11/2003) |
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Little inku went with his mother to a neighbour's house. Upon entering the compound a dog came running and started to bark at Tinku and his mother. Tinku was really scared and started to cry.
"Don't cry, TINKU, you can see he's wagging his tail as he barks - that means that he's a friendly dog"
"I am still confused - I don't know which end to believe" Says Tinku
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mukund Thakraar
(10/11/2003) |
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone...
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife...
"What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied...
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Vimal
(10/11/2003) |
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Husband : U know dear, our son got his brain from me.
Wife : I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
My wife and I have a secret to making a marriage last.
Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food....
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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Kartik
(10/11/2003) |
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A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he
finished, the woman heard her husband's key in the lock.
"Hurry!" she said to the repairman, "You'll have to hide... my
husband is insanely jealous."
There was no time to run out the back door, so the repairman
hid inside the TV console.
The husband walked in and sat down in his favorite chair to
watch some football. Meanwhile, the repairman was inside the
TV, all squashed up, and getting hotter and hotter. Finally, he
couldn't stand it anymore. He climbed out, marched across the
room and out the front door.
The husband looked at the TV set, looked at his wife, then
looked back at the TV set again, and said, "I didn't see the
referee send that guy off the field, did you?
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Jitesh
(10/11/2003) |
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An old geezer approached a young, beautiful woman in a
large supermarket and said, "Excuse me, ma'am, I've lost my
wife here in the supermarket. Would you please talk to me
for a couple of minutes?"
"Why should I talk to you?" asked the suspicious woman.
"Because, every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife
appears out of nowhere."
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Hitesh
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