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A country club didn't allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week...
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jyoti
(19/6/2008) |
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why didnt the man cross the road?
Because there was a lot of traffic!
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kunal patel
(5/9/2007) |
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A Sardarji was travelling from Mulund to V.T. At V. T. a T.C asked him for ticket.He showed two tickets.T.C asked him why he purchased two.Sardarji said if he loses one ticket.what he will show u ?T.C asked him that if he loses another ticket then what he will do ? Sardarji promptly took out a season pass from his pocket & said .Then what is the use of this pass?
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R.V.Nagrecha
(31/8/2007) |
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father:how many of ur answers were wrong?
son: one.
father: only 1? what about the other 9? were they correct?
son: the other 9? O I didn't write those answers at all!
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Atul
(29/11/2006) |
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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh.... ! ).
As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"
"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie."
"And whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
Yamraj replied, "Laloo's clock is in my office, I'm using it as a ceiling fan".
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Ketan Lakhani
(12/10/2006) |
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The girl asked her lover, Darling if we get engaged will you give me a ring?
Sure, replied her lover, Whats your phone number?
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sharad parikh
(29/9/2006) |
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AKHRI KHAT - (Written By Vinod Somaiya)
Pyara Raju,
Nahin mil shakti main kabhi tujhe 'Jhil Ke Oos Paar'
Nahin mil shakenge hum kabhi'Chori Chori Chupke Chupke'
Ho gaya hai humare ghar mein 'Bomb Blast'
Malum pad gaya hai sab ko humari 'Pyar Aur Mohabbat'
Lkhti hun main tujhe yeh 'Akhri Khat'
Pata nahin hai mujhe ke main 'Kaise Kahoon'
Likh rahi hun phir bhi tujhe ho ke 'Majboor'
Satati hai mujhe woh 'Yaadein'
Kehti hai meri woh dil ki 'Dhadkan'
Dil main 'Kuch Kuch Hota Hai'
Abhi bhi'Dil To Pagal Hai'
Kaun jaane woh'Dhai Akshar Prem Ka'
Hota hai malum'Jab Pyar Kisi se Hota Hai'
Kehta hai maan 'Aao Pyar Kare'
Ho jaye woh dil phir se 'Humjoli'
Bapu mera'Professor Pyarelal'
Ho gaya hai woh humara 'Dushman'
Ban gaya hai woh 'Junoon'
Aa gaye mere'Aamne Samne'
Bola woh 'Hum Kisi Se Kam Nahin'
Nahin hai Raju ke paas'Roti Kapda Aur Makan'
Raju Ka ghar hai 'Footpath'
Lagta hai Raju 'loafer'
Gaon main sab kahete hai 'Shree 420'
Hai woh bada 'Budtameez,'Jaanwar,'Awara',Anari'
Ata hai Raju ko sirf cricket 'Khel'
Nahin hai woh zindagi ki 'Lagaan'
Nahin ho shakta Raju mera ' Jamai Raja'
Aa gayee wohin purani baatein'Aamir Garib'
Kya kahun main Raju tujhe O 'Mere Humsafar'
Nahin Chal shakenge kabhi hum 'Saath Saath'
Hoga nahin kabhi humara ' Milan'
Nahin dekh sakenge 'Saat Rang Ke Sapne'
Hogi nahin kabhi'Suhag Raat'
Hai mujhe dil ki 'Pehchan.
Nahin hun main'Kagaz Ke Phool'
Dil main ho mere 'Sirf Tum'
Ek tum ho mere 'Prem Pujari'.
Kya karun 'Lekin'
Samaj lena woh thi ek 'Dastaan'
Ho shaake to bhool jana mujhe O Mere 'Sajan'
Hoti hai 'Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Ghum'
Yehi hai 'Zindagi'
Nahin hone wali main aapki---'Mili'
Ho Gaya bechara Raju'Akela'
Written By :Vinod Somaiya
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Vinod Somaiya
(8/9/2006) |
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There was new cinema opening in the town of Gujrat! the name of the cinema was GHANDHI KI DHOTI Bubloo was looking at the newspaper who was interested in the cinema listings.... The paper read:
NOW SHOWING:
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: Tere mere sapne
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: kuch kuch hota hai
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: nagin
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: barsaat
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: golmal
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: sita aur gita
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: baadshah
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: don
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: pati, patni, aur woh
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: kabhi khushi kabhi ghum
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: Jungle
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: sharabi
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: kal ho na ho
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: Aur pyaar ho gaya
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: khel
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: Bomb blast
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: suhagraat
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: Sangam
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: Kabhi alvida nah kehena
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: Dil to pagal hai
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: aa ab lot chale
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: jab jab phool khile
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: hum dono
GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN: khushboo
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Kajal somaiya
(8/9/2006) |
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Mein darwajo khat khatviyo,Dost ni patni ye darwajo kholyo
bhabhi ne safed vastra ma paridhan thayela joine mane khubaj navai laagi-
'Bhabhi aam safed vagha kem paheriya che! Suman kem nakhi dekha tau?"
"tamne khbar nathi?"
"shu thayu?"
"tamne tau khabar che ne ke Suman ne kobi nu shaak bahu bhave"
"Haa tau?"
"mane kahe hun vaadi ye kobi leva jav chu, aaje tu kobi nu shaak banav je"
"Paachi shu thayu bhabhi?"
Ansoo sarta bhabhi boliya " Kobi kadhwa jata tyanj goto wadi gaya "
"Ane pachi su thayu?bhabhi?"
"Bataka nu shaak banavyu"
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Vinod somaiya
(3/9/2006) |
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Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"
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Trushin
(17/6/2006) |
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